David Jenney | President of David Jenney LLC

David Jenney, the illustrious founder & president of our venture, is a man of mystery and money. Educated somewhere prestigious enough to make your alma mater look like a daycare, David decided early on that if you're going to play the game, you might as well win it so hard that future generations will come to your grave to ask for stock tips. Under his leadership, David Jenney LLC has not only succeeded—it has redefined success.

So, to the victors go the spoils. Are you ready to play? Because at David Jenney LLC, the game is always on.

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Meet the Team

Welcome to the sandbox where the players are as bold as their ideas! At David Jenney LLC, our team isn't just a group of venture capitalists; we're your lead playmates in the game of innovation. Each of us brings a unique set of skills, but we share a common love for creativity, risk-taking, and, most importantly, having a good time.

Wanna Play?

Wanna Play?

David Jenney | President of David Jenney LLC

At David Jenney LLC, we believe that investing isn't just a business; it's a playground. We invite entrepreneurs who are ready to slide, swing, and sometimes sandbox their way to success. We're not your typical suit-and-tie investors—we're partners in the true game of innovation.

Our mission is simple: to support daring, creative, and sometimes downright cheeky founders who see business opportunities where others see risks.

We invest in those who play the long game, think outside the box (because who really likes playing inside one?), and are ready to disrupt industries with a wink and a smile.

  • "What's your narrative?"

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "Investing without a sense of humor is like a cellphone without signal—why bother carrying it around?"

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "Failure is just a pit stop on the road to success. We make sure it has good snacks and quick service."

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "Risk is our favorite four-letter word. Right after 'play', of course."

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "Is there anymore weight in this gym?"

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "Remember, in the game of Catan and in venture capital, having the right resources makes all the difference. Let's trade!"

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "Strategy in Settlers of Catan teaches us the importance of placement and timing. Coincidentally, that's also our investment philosophy."

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "Just like in Settlers of Catan, we're all about building roads—only ours lead to your next big venture."

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

  • "You get poop green Luigi."

    David Jenney

    President of David Jenney LLC

So what’s the big deal?

This isn’t just about investments; it’s about adventures. We’re not your average venture capital firm—we’re your partners in the playground of innovation and opportunity.

At David Jenney LLC, we bring more than just capital to the table; we bring creativity, enthusiasm, and a relentless commitment to making business as exciting as it is profitable. We thrive on turning imaginative ideas into market-leading ventures, and we believe that together, we can reach unprecedented heights.

Imagine a partnership where every challenge is a game to be won, and every success is a level-up in the real world. With our resources, network, and expertise paired with your vision and drive, the possibilities are limitless.

Let's not just grow; let's redefine growth. Let's not just succeed; let's enjoy every minute of the journey to success. Join us at David Jenney LLC, where business meets pleasure, and let's make history together.